It's the Tox
I checked my mail at work today and pulled out the usual: a conference brochure on how to be an effective manager (be organized, don't be an ass. $340, please); a conference brochure on how to be a terrific secretary (be organized, always make the boss look good. $340, please); and a postcard on a new listing.
But there was another piece of paper in the box that caught my attention before I flipped it in the trash. There was an eye, lips, a naked buttocks, and the word "erase" on a memo-looking piece of paper. It was my own personal invitation:
But there was another piece of paper in the box that caught my attention before I flipped it in the trash. There was an eye, lips, a naked buttocks, and the word "erase" on a memo-looking piece of paper. It was my own personal invitation:
"Open House/Botox Event" for employees, associates, family and friends. Cocktails and hors d'oeuvres served between 4:00 and 7:00 p.m. If you bring a friend who purchases a package of any sort, you will receive $50 for future procedures.I'd always heard of these botox parties in California. These rich folks get together, eat, drink, chatter, and line up to have a needle plunged into their lips or eyebrows or cheeks for an instant face lift. I suppose nice, full lips would be great for my American Idol audition, but the whole idea of putting toxins in my body really puts me off.
posted by Kathy T. at 9:08 PM
4 Comments:
And I *so* need Botox, but I am le poor. Sniff!
Even tho I've been complaining lately that I feel like I've aged 15 years in the past year, I have no desire whatsoever to do the botox thing. I see too many people come out of it looking like wax figures. I like having facial expressions!!!
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No botox for me. I don't see how that can be safe. Ecsspecially after seeing that infamous botox episode of Nip/Tuck. Shivers.
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