Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A Note to Some of My Friends

Continuing my mission to give some shout-outs to my pals, here's yet another post full of butt-kissing, sucking-up, blatant you-really-like-me-type-sniveling honoring my friends and acquaintances.

Michelle - Congratulations on breaking your board on your first try! Your bruises and sore muscles are a testament to the hard work you put in preparing for the martial arts test! Glad to know you won't have to chase down any bad guys and knee them since your hands are now weapons that can be used against thugs and mean people.

Ivy - You will someday be a famous television hostess or producer! Anyone who can cut out all the F* words I used while we taped the home tour of my listing deserves one of the coolest jobs out there. Oh wait. You already have one. You're the friend I get to say works for MTV Networks.

Mandi - That pregnant glow you have is like a transmittor telling people to get out of your way! If the children in Emma's class don't listen to you when you volunteer, your laser eyes will cut through their bullcrap with one glance. This is your time to get your way! Demand it!

If people are mean to you, or if you just don't like them, practice aiming your morning sickness. You can then pretend to be sorry, but deep down inside you'll be laughing.

Enjoy this time in your life when you can be sarcastic, smart-alecky, and pampered! Harness your newly found superpowers to help fight evil. Go through your whole neighborhood and pull out ALL of those campaign signs! Anyone hiring someone who can work from home? My friend Mandi needs a part time job. She has laser vision and that might be helpful in your business.

Kat Coble - It's so nice of you to host bunco! I appreciate that you said we can bring guests because my friend Mandi really needs to get out of the house. You might want to hide any yard signs you might have for various candidates! Oh... and thanks for that post when you were hosting NiT about your Tivo life. We really appreciated it.

B-Dub - I love reading the bizarre news stories you find on the Internet. I also think you should look out for cave crickets in your new rock-house.

Mark! - The time and energy you have given to the Christmas for the Children event shows what a good heart you have. I like being around people who are caring. And again, happy birthday!

Sonia and Jen - I hope you can make it to the "Skate for the Children" this Thursday, to Kat's place, or to one of the Middle Tennessee Blogger & Podcast Meetin's. You're two bloggers I'd really like to meet in person.

Chip - Thank you for letting my daughter charge her lunch the last two days (if it was you)! I think our kids and we parents are lucky that you have the jobs you have.

Kerry Woo, John H., Brittney, and CeeLCee - Really, the coolest people I know. In addition to everyone else mentioned above, of course! Well, actually, I think all the folks to your right on my blogroll are pretty cool too. I'm just gobsmacked that we all have such differing opinions on various issues, but still manage to tremendously enjoy each other's company.

6 Comments:

Blogger View From The Lake said...

Thanks for the shout out. Been really busy lately. Shouldn't be posting now but wanted to give some love back.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Kerry Woo said...

Kathy, You such a kind hearted person, full of charity and "soul glow". Many thanks. May profitable closings rain down you always.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwwww! You're so sweet! However, I'm a little disappointed that you seem to believe I'm only allowed these feelings while I'm pregnant. I've discovered a new part of myself...one that I don't want to give up after nine months (especially the sarcastic and smart-alicky part)!!! I think when people read that, though, the prospect of them giving me a job is GREATLY diminished. Unless, of course, we can find someone as cool as the two of us who can see the good in sarcastic!
Anyway, thanks for the encouragement! I'm going to wiggle my nose and clean my kitchen!!!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Malia said...

::sniff,sniff::

::sigh::

nobody loves me...

;-)

!!

10:32 AM  
Blogger John H said...

Thanks for the kind words..most days I feel as cool as a re-run of T.J. Hooker.

The best thing about blogging for me is not the fact that i get to spout off and vent, but that i get to meet lots of wonderful folks

10:54 AM  
Blogger Sonia said...

I caN'T wait to meet you too! Me you and Ivy should do lunch would day. Fo Real.

8:30 AM  

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