Here's the Thing

I've been inspired by my friend Ivy to blogroll some folks. First, I copied some of the folks that she blogrolled because that's what I do. I copy. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, so copying should be at least a backhanded compliment. OMFG. Newscoma thinks along the same political lines as me. And Ceeelee. Ceeelee I think I love you. I carry Immodium AD in my purse. Along with a Tide spot remover marker.

I've also finally added Katherine Coble whose name must be said as Katherine Coble - not Katherine, not Coble, but Katheirne Coble. Several other friends were blogrolled a couple of weeks ago, so don't miss Aunt B, Rachel of Women's Health News, Malia, Heather, and Sonia.

But now that I've added all these genuinely fascinating, funny writers, I'm ashamed of my own lame reports on what we had for dinner and what I'm doing to keep my dogs out of the kitty litter. I remember playing with mercury balls when I was a kid, too, and I had diarrhea in KMart tonight. But turning pale and rushing my kid through the dressing room while she tried on bathing suits is b-o-r-i-n-g compared to pooping out the Poseiden. So forgive me if I don't entertain like the fine folks mentioned above. I don't think quick-on-my-feet. Sometimes I do come up with a perfect comeback a couple of days later, but mostly I don't even then. But I promise I'll keep trying.