I'm Not a Serial Killer

I am not a serial killer. I have never killed anyone. I did hit a bunny rabbit one Easter and felt horrible about it. I accidentally ran over a puppy, too. At least that's what my family says. I didn't feel the bump but they say a puppy died and blamed me. Birds have flown into my car. And a deer once put its foot through my brother's radiator (I was driving). But I am not a serial killer. I promise.

However, if the police come to my door in the next week or so, I blame the people at Target. That's where I asked for help finding duct tape, rope, and a shovel. It's for GIRL SCOUT CAMP people! The duct tape is to make the box ovens. The rope is to teach the girls how to tie knots. The shovel is for the fire... we are not supposed to put fires out with water, but by shoveling dirt. So I proclaim my innocence now. On my honor!


Remember: Skate for the Children, October 10th, 6:30 - 9:00 p.m., Smyrna Skate Center. Or contact Kathy T. at 491-2161 to make a donation to the Christmas for the Children fund.